jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
when going to a friends' house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
When you first use Tumblr, it seems boring
But once you get used to it, it’s like fucking Narnia
when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
